Poo~Pourri

Who would have ever thought of this?

On the quest to rid the world of bathroom scents,

The founder developed an instant way to rid thyself,

Of the lingering disgust that a loo brings,

Stink,

Waste,

Otherwise poo,

By inventing Poo~Pourri,

A magical blend of essential oils and claimed magic,

In many different scents,

All you have to do is:

Spray,

No.2,

Then VIOLA!,

A wonderful smellling throne emerges from the stink,

As easy as pie,

Completely safe for you and the planet,

Not tested on animals,

With snazzy artwork and amazing FAQ’s,

We loved the unicorn,

And Poo~La~La!

Advertisements

Author: Henri Darkner

Life is harsh. Love is harsh. God makes it better. If I understood myself, I would not be writing this blog. Just here.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s